Monday, April 16, 2012

Gotta case of the mondays

So I am unable to post my own photos from my bitchy lazy fucking iPad. Oh well but that's why you are seeing already posted URL images.

Its Monday and listening to the news is always still a bit of shock but today's story it bizarre. A man has sued his wife because she won't kiss him. He recently had reconstructive surgery on his lips and cheek after being mauled by a dog. The docs grafted skin from his rear. Sooo his wife's defense is that she can't bring herself to "kiss his ass". TRUE STORY!

Everyone sues everyone here. It's nutty. Tantrum would have so much work here.

I'm out.

Friday, April 13, 2012

bye bye my Addie

do not stand at my grave and weep,
i am not there, i do not sleep,
i am a thousand winds that blow,
i am the diamond glint on snow,
i am the sun on ripened grain,
i am the gentle autumn rain,
when you awaken in the mornings hush,
i am the swift uplifting rush,
of quiet birds in circling flight,
i am the soft star shine at night,
do not stand at my grave and cry,
i am not there, i did not die