Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Basketball is Sexual

There are about, um, 20 million reasons why I love the Blazers. Up near the top is this guy, Mr. Travis Outlaw. OUTLAW! The best last name ever. And he's a nice, southern boy who also is a baller. In other words, he's my fave. Le Sigh.

I dedicate this post to you, Mr. Outlaw. When Wells Fargo introduces your bobblehead, I'm all over that shit.

What does a $2500 jacket feel like?

Dear Diary,
I am shallow or poor or both but I did feel like a better person when I put it on. Wait I take that back I WAS a better person.